Aussie waffle

When one man cuss and a girls face then put waffles up her ads then eat it while kissing on the lips then putting red paint on the dick and blue paint on the ground then while having sex they barrel roll on the ground making and Aussie flag

Kyle and Mickey were going hard last night the did the Aussie waffle

by Lil com stain August 3, 2018

Waffle ASS

When you have been sitting in the car for over five hours and when you pull over at the local BINGO hut to pinch a loaf and your ass tingles from sitting to long and you know you have little wrinkles on you fat ASS shape like the seat.

DAD! PULL OVER. I have a bad case of Waffle ASS!

by Gilfslayer1 August 9, 2018

waffling

When you try and act so smart but no one can understand what you're saying. Or when you have no answer but try to explain it, or (last one) when you're lying.

Eg. Stop waffling. Wow you waffler

by wowowoowowfdfreg February 15, 2019

Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies

fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.

by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018

Waffle House

A place where four people have been killed by a local PUBG player.

Did you hear about the WAFFLE HOUSE shooting?

by Ghosnext May 29, 2018

Cunt Waffle

Black_Lithium
Kappa

Oh he is such a cunt waffle.

by The_b3st_m3m3 May 30, 2018

Babble Waffle

When someone is talking absolute shit. Everything that comes out of their mouth is either nonsense or just false.

Bob is talking absolute babble waffle today. He makes no sense.

by LoopyLiss May 31, 2018