Jimmy Bigon

This is the ultimate gaslighting event. When you're telling gas lighting stories Beyond Preposterous ridiculousness. Gas lighting on steroids

My girl seem to believe me when I told her that I caught gonorrhea from my ayahuasca ceremony. That's the best Jimmy Bigon I've ever used

by The scholarly crack head May 28, 2024

Jimmy

Slang for penis, (usually small) used in Ohio.

His jimmy was swollen to an astonishing length of 3 inches

by 8bitfrenzy January 3, 2019

Jimmy

A guy that seems cute and nice but turns out to be a complete dissapointment and player. Only talks to girls and starts many roumors about them. A guy that makes you think "I'mma throw a party when he dies"

I met a total player at the mall yesterday

Wow was his name Jimmy?!

by Heyy ima bitch May 17, 2018

Jimmy Whoop

The grand champion of selling fake drugs to newbie suckers. A true Jimmy Whoop is even capable of selling bullshit to expert level drug users because a Jimmy Whoop is a master of his craft.

Jimmy whoop fuckin got me again.

by Psydwok September 22, 2025

jimmy newtron

a name for timmy or just to make fun of him

hey jimmy newtron you stink

by anonymous October 15, 2020

Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021

Jimmy

A person that thinks they can roast but is too fucking stupid to realise that they are just using old, recycled roasts from the internet and passing them off as their own. This person is one that you don't want to get into an argument with, as you will probably want to either beat his face in, walk away laughing so hard you'll asphixiate at his stupidness, or die.

Brad: Yo, I met a Jimmy yesterday.
Jim: Really, how the fuck are you still alive.
Brad: I don't know, but the little bastard was so annoying I wanted to either drown, hang myself, shoot myself in the head, or just fucking die.
Jim: Man, that must have been really bad. I feel sorry for you

by DORA IS FUCKING INANE BULLSHIT July 10, 2019