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dark pattern

dark patterns is a thing made up by decepticons.
it's a dark pattern! We must call optimus!
by WhamBros November 30, 2023
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Dark Season

(Also referred to as “Darker Days” and “Shadow Days”)
A time I’m someone’s life when they are not quite themselves. This will be passively noticed by them and fully noticed by their friends and family.
Causes can include but are not limited to: Depression, anxiety, loss, breakup and identity crisis.
“Hey, I’ve noticed *name* has been acting off the past few months, what’s going on?”
“He’s going through his Dark Season, so he needs some patience and kindness”
by Professor Anderson November 5, 2020
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Schrödinger's Dark Humor

A person using "ironic" dark humour as an attempt to normalize serious topics, radicalize individuals, project their fantasies, and find community without being ostracized for what they have said.

A person using such humour is usually followed by a crowd of people who are uneased but enables such sentiment. One person could back down from the joke, another one could play along and another person could downplay the severity of the joke by saying it's "just ragebait."

Calling them out will result in the person getting called "soft," "humourless" or a "moodkill."

What makes this a "Schrödinger?" We'll never know if the person joking is beihg ironic or is flat out projecting their sick, wicked fantasy.

Inspired by Schrödinger's Douchebag
Guy making a weird joke: We should all lowkey 🍇 children and watch CP together

Enabler: Ayo what?! 😭😭

Enabler 2: On EVERYBODY'S soul WE all do this

Sane individual: I don't think you should joke about CP.

Enabler 3: They're just ragebaiting. Don't bother.

Sane Individual: Is this guy joking or is he serious? I guess that's the "Schrödinger's Dark Humor" 🤷 ♂️.
by evilfein666 August 6, 2025
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Dark

Hym "The only thing 'dark' I see is the shadows cast by the bars of the cage..."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2023
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Dark side

Someone who started life as the superhero kid who was in line with all the rules, then went a different route as they got older, still trying to keep everybody in line.
He/she went with the dark side as he/she got older, and tried to win people over for his/her dark side.
by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020
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Ministry of Darkness

a bunch of homos that think they can drink when really there all good at only one event... they also think that it doesnt take skill to throw a small ball into a small cup from a long distance... silly noobs
The Ministry of Darkness not only fellatiatize each other on a daily basis but also would hypothetically mis-represent a hypothetical group of elite dinkers.
by The Service April 6, 2011
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Dark

Dark means: on the player point grind
I am currently Darking, care to join?
by Yoyble April 22, 2022
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