the type of snow you would see in a painting sold in a mall home decor store, such as kirkland's. this snow is often light, fluffy, and covers the trees completely.

today while driving in the blizzard we all stopped to admire the scenery the kirkland's snow had created in our lovely michigan town.

kirkland's snow by St. Petersburg December 14, 2008

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takin' it snow

relaxing, chilling, and generally enjoying life on a snow day. this can include watching movies and not trying to dig out the driveway.

Ann: I just called my friend in Alaska.
Judy: How's she doing?
Ann: She didn't have to go to work because of the blizzard, so she's just takin' it snow.

takin' it snow by lazy.day December 27, 2009

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mattress of snow

the pile of snow left on top of a car after the owner(s) have cleared the windows off. This pile of snow closely resembles a mattress on top of the car and sits in the same place as a mattress would.

This pile of snow is usually left on the car by incompetent assholes who don't understand that when the snow falls off it could hurt someone.

Did you see that mattress of snow on that mini-van?

Yeah, that shit nearly hit my windshield

mattress of snow by J-Bob 92 January 12, 2011

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lose a snow-white

If you score a single goal in a game and your opponent seven.

Nobody in the whole wilde world would have thought that Brazil would lose a snow-white against Germany in the 2014 World Cup semi-finals. But they did.

lose a snow-white by Crissov July 9, 2014

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