Bowl of Sleep

When you go to sleep eating nothing because you're living in poverty

Kid: Mom I'm hungry what's for dinner?
Mom: A bowl of sleep, now get to bed!
Kid:Awww

by Bandama October 19, 2022

Drip-sleep

That midway point between sleep and awakeness.

I was drip-sleeping in class because I got no sleep last night.

by Beating around the bush March 18, 2021

Sleeping hippo

Sleeping hippo

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight

by Chimpokaziza April 08, 2023

no sleep September

You can’t sleep during September

Friend 1: “I failed no sleep September”

Friend 2: “there is always next year”

by Goober13926 October 09, 2023

two guys in a sleeping bag

Often used for massive mixed racial people like Terrell Jacks.

Wow terrell you look like two guys in a sleeping bag!!

by Littlejosh1518 February 21, 2018

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own shirt or clothing in bed to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of presomnial masturbation so that he can fall asleep without having to ruin his comfortability by having to find another means of disposal.

When I’m in the mood for a quick tug before bed, I always do a scoop and sleep because I’m too lazy to look for tissues.

by July 29, 2022

Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

If I’m really tired and feel the urge for a tug, I alway do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to look for tissues and just fall asleep right after.

by July 29, 2022