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Croots Salad

A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.

Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.
"he is a croots salad"
by Urduja Lansaguin June 9, 2022
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meatball salad

A meatball salad occurs when you tuck your balls back and they lick your balls and your asshole at the same time.
After dinner, Charlene asked for a meatball salad. I've never had one but she claims to enjoy them regularly and its a dish to die for.
by Dr Salad January 31, 2021
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Salad

n. The vegetable bits between the cheeseburger patty and the bun.
Extra bacon, but hold the salad.
by MrLaheysEnabler October 11, 2021
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Potato Salad

When white people try imitating black people, do something racially insensitive, appropriate culture, or just do some really extremely Caucasian shit.
Person 1: "I covered This Is America but I made it about Irish People!"
Person 2: "That's some thick potato salad you made there."

or

Pastor trying too hard to be cool: "Now on the mic we got our main MC who's ready to drop some rhymes for Jesus!"
Black folk watching: "Ooooh, this man about to make some thick potato salad."
by ragnarockerbunny November 9, 2018
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Hobo Salad

1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.

2.)noun

A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.
1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.

2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.
by Sausage September 25, 2014
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Caeser Salad

Caeser Salad, much like Tossing the Salad, where you grab somones ass cheeks and you shove your tongue into the asshole, but with the caeser salad you have another person meat inside the asshole. Can be used as long at 1 or more penises are involved, as well as 3 or more people.
He tossed my Caeser Salad last night, it was amazing.

Anyone want to get dirty and toss my Caeser Salad tonight, i need 2 or more people.
by IamASadWeirdMan November 13, 2018
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snoozer salad

Peter was getting a snoozer salad after a long day at work.
by Kolden101 February 26, 2021
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