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Russian Corkscrew 

I know the details; But I cannot tell you where the Russian part fits in, aside form russians are quite fucked up (usually, there are exceptions). OKies, When a chick takes shit from a guys ass (usually after giving a rim job), puts it all over his dick, they begin to fuck (her on top) and he spins her around on his penis. Some guys say they hate it, and some find it like their calling card. It varies by person.
-"I gave her the good Russian Corkscrew last night, but it was on a dare"
-"Yeah? Well I corkscrewed your mom one night and that's why you were born"
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Russian Doll Syndrome 

Derived from the Russian matryoshka (nesting dolls), Russian Doll Syndrome is a description of what you may see if you x-rayed a female Chav or Stevenage resident. Russian Doll Syndrome could explain the population explosion of these groups!
Stevenage has a high incidence of Russian Doll Syndrome
Russian Doll Syndrome by G February 16, 2005

Russian Stash 

Cunnilingus performed to a hairy lady
She was so hairy I ended up with a Russian Stash
Russian Stash by Stashed January 19, 2009

Russian Zombie Cat 

The act of taking someone's finger nails and harming another place on their body. Getting owned or pwnd by someone's fingernails.
Hey, want a Russian Zombie Cat? Dude, you got a Russian Zombie Cat!

Russian Sun Dial

When you or your partner have an all around sunburn, then you have sex. It is intended for people who REALLY want it hardcore.
Hey Glenda, I have a massive sunburn, wanna give me a Russian Sun Dial?
Russian Sun Dial by Uffishal May 14, 2011

Russian Snow Day

The act of having sex in the blistering snow, while wearing fur coats.
My friend had a Russian Snow Day yesterday ; he recieved an extreme case of phallic frostbite.

Russian Bodycheck 

A bodycheck in hockey in which the player jumps or throws himself at the other player. Popular with Russian players.
Guy 1: Did you see the russian bodycheck Semin tried on Lucic?
Guy 2: Yea man! Lucic kicked his ass!
Russian Bodycheck by FreshA$$ September 15, 2012