Flying Cream Pie

When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.

Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."

by Can't Get Rite April 15, 2013

white clam pie

White female escort that has STDs

Hey fam, imma head down to south side and pick up some white clam pie, want to come?

by Mvndvbevr July 19, 2015

Nine inch pie

An insult because nine inches of pie is such an odd number because nine inches of pie isn’t enough for abyone

You nine inch pie!

by Soupqueen13 May 27, 2018

Montreal Meat Pie

The act of a Canadian man having sex with a mince meat pie.

Hey what's for dessert?

Nothing, your brother gave a Montreal Meat Pie to it and you wouldn't want to eat it now.

by manswer April 29, 2009

I like pie

Voicing support for these classic delicacies, flavor of chocolate, lemon, apple, strawberry, etc. Not pumpkin though; it kinda sucks.

"BUSH IS TEH TERRORIST WHAT U GOT 2 SAY TO TAHT"
"....I like pie."

by YINever March 11, 2005

chicken pot pie

When you give oral pleasure to a woman with a severe yeast infection.

Dude, my girl was feeling sick last night, and I delivered a little chicken pot pie to make her feel better. Now I feel sick.

by Sporkle October 1, 2006

marietta mud pie

"verb" when a female gives a male a hand job and uses the mud from the ohio river as lube.

Yo dawg i got a marietta mud pie last night and now.........i dont have aids anymore....its amazing.....theres some good chemicals in the river!

by nblecntybaby March 27, 2009