Russian Sneeze

A sneeze that is unique to Russia and the surrounding countries. They commonly look like a regular sneeze with a gunshot or heavy artillery shot in place of the sound.

European : "Sneeze"
Russian : "T-34 76.2mm HEAT Round Sound"
European: "Wow that was a Russian Sneeze"

by DarkestVoids April 1, 2021

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Russian Doll

Trying to take her clothes off to get her naked - but there are so many layers to take off.

We were on the bed and i was undressing her. it took forever! she was a russian doll!

by ^^!$#@ April 3, 2021

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Russian dust storm

Sprinkle cocaine on a strippers asshole the put your face in front of her asshole and your friend punches her in the stomach making her fart the cocaine into your face.

Dude Frank and I fucked this hooker last night and we did the Russian dust storm on her!!!

by Captaincatshit April 19, 2021

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1. General term used by imbeciles, who do not understand the difference between slavic cultures

2. Term for people who live inside of the Russian Federation, or who are of descent from a native family in the territory.

1. 22 IQ Person: HEY LOOK ITS A RUSSIAN

"Russian" guy: (speaks Polish)

2. Guy #1: Didja know? I'm 23% Russian.

Guy #2: Why would you tell me the statistic? Just say you're 1/4 Russian.

by RussianWithAPassion April 21, 2021

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