the greg monster

the dark matter that watches when you sleep

the greg monster will find your ip

by wiiz_osc June 26, 2022

Swamp Monster

A (often excruciatingly large) dump left in the toilet, unflushed, for the next bathroom user to find.

I left a swamp monster just for you

by The original STD March 11, 2022

Monster

Being really f*cking good at something.

Damn, you just hit that 7 man on screen? You're a f*cking monster.

by Lowbow July 22, 2015

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

app monster

somebody who is addicted to buying apps.

Person 1: Man, Sam has so many apps on his iPhone.
Person 2: Yeah. he's a total app monster.

by cheerdiva800 July 1, 2011

bang monster

Name used for a guy who banged a good-looking girl, like lengend

Josh: Guess who scored with that chick Mel last night?

Marc: You're a bang monster!

by british babe November 26, 2009

Sploodge Monster

When a guy cums uncontrollably for minutes on end.

Scott: Daniel, guess what.
Daniel: What’s up, Scott?
Scott: You know how I took your sister out last night?
Daniel: Yeah, so?
Scott: So we were just having fun and I gave her the Sploodge Monster, I think she’s scared of me now.
Daniel: Yeah, last time I gave sombody the Sploodge Monster, I didn’t stop for an hour, the lot lizard I hired almost suffocated from my sweet nectar.

by Munching Munter March 28, 2024