Micheal Jordan

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"
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Jordan (girl)

Jordan is a person who licks chocolate.

She also has a fish eye.

Fun person to be around, but she can be slow.

Mesmerizing caca eyes and caca hair.

Good style and has a unique sense of humor.

Loves Jamaal.
Defined: Jordan (girl)
Ellie: Hey have you seen Jordan?

Jamaal: Yea she's with your pookie
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Jordan Barrett

PSL God in his natural form, Former MOGGER and every looksmaxxers second or third fave idol.
Jordan Barrett; Yo Chico
"precides to mog"
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Jordan Smith

What’s the definition of extra”-search’s up extra in urban dictionary” ~answer Jordan Smith~
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pulling a Jordan

Verb. To follow a group of people around and engage in their plans despite not being invited
The three of us had plans to eat at the mall, but we ran into a weirdo who was pulling a Jordan and came with us.
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pulling a jordan

when u have brown hair and can't go 5 mins without making a sexual joke
pulling a jordan is when people ask you literally anything and you just HAVE to ruin the mood

jacob: "hey jordan what's up?"
jordan: "my ass."
jacob: "fuck you."
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Jordan forehead

DA BEST BLACK DUDE EVER. COME AT ME OTHER BLACK GUYS, YOU AIN'T AS COOL AS DIS BLACK DUUDE. SCREW YOU AND PUNCH UR PHONE HAHAHAHAHAA
Hey Jordan Baxter you or cool. And u should keep putting cantu in ur hair. It smells like coolness even though the cantu is meant to tame your curly mane. This is Helena btw. Oh and thanks for helping me with my homework.
ME :"Hey Jordan, you r cool man. U make my shades dim. Your brotha is cool too. He is mah Lil chicken Wang from the the panda China chichi Ti tang shop. Let's all go get bubble tea and swallow black balls."
Jordan forehead: "ok"
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