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Jordan is the type of guy who is really friendly and likes to try his hardest at whatever he does including FPS Video games .Tends To Be Built Like a Ethernet Cable

And Likes to jam out to Hannah Montana Songs with a cowboy hat on his head while in his underwater watching his chickens Fight Each Other as he commentates as if it were nascar season. Addicted to saying “Hot Mute” And is into BBW Women.
Jordan Often sleeps in the chicken coop with the chickens when he feels lonely listening to Conway Twitty.
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An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.
Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.
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Jordan is such a fucking dick

He's being such a Jordan
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Jordan is a beautiful boy who loves soccer. He loves Man United and hates Salah.
Jordan is amazing a reading
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A male with a large sized penis.
"Oh wow, Jordan has a big penis!"
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