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Horse Gleek

Accidentally finishing while edging
Oh shit I just horse gleeked and it's all over my bed rn
by pseudoapplealation August 1, 2025
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horse girl

*clears throat* A horse girl is a girl who Is overly obsessed with horses, she will wear horse shirt and usually have braids like she is three and a half, a horse girl will also have a weird obsession to ONLY gallop like a horse in gym class, in parking lots, and even stores. if you ever se a horse girl be sure you immediately evacuate the premises for your own good, nd if you ever meet me also evacuate the area (I like horses).
I am a horse girl I am just not as crazy a explained
by The bandit potato December 13, 2021
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Trojan Horse

When a woman requests the use of a condom to engage in intercourse and the man complies, wearing a condom to begin the interaction. After several strokes the man reaches down and pulls off the condom and continues with the intercourse to completion. By the time the woman realizes it is too late.
“Becky I had to take a plan-b this morning cause Chad said he was gonna wear a condom but that was a Trojan Horse.
by Mike_hunt... July 25, 2025
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Trojan Horse

When your female partner doesn't want to get pregnant, so the man secretly pokes a hole in the condom so his tiny soldiers can infiltrate the egg by surprise.
She made me wear a condom, but I Trojan Horsed her. Someone is gonna be sad about that missed period.
by ThatGuyDuh August 14, 2018
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wooden horse torture

the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.
"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"
by Dahlia (didi) February 23, 2024
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mental horse issues

When you have a hentai account on Instagram to cope with your fear and PTSD of Horses and horse memorabilia
That guy definitely has Mental Horse Issues, he shivers at the Sight of a saddle.
by Milkman January 7, 2019
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horsing

yo dat nigga playing around , he dead horsing
by jahskiooo December 4, 2024
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