The only way to tax on love.
Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Men are obviously taxed more heavily than women, sometimes have to completely subsidise some women's Valentine's Tax because they are beautiful women, and you are only a man.
Wow I'm so glad I won't get taxed by the Inland Revenue's Hallmark wing on valentine's day, I'm all out of girls to wine and dine and give dumb gifts.
by Sharpy69 February 18, 2007
Get the valentine's day mug.1. A period of time in which hardships are few and life is comfortably lived.
2. The stretch of time a person spends in county or state prison.
2. The stretch of time a person spends in county or state prison.
1. Since I won the lottery, I was able to pay off the house and my wife and I retired twenty years early. These must be the salad days.
2. I ate five black assholes tonight. These are truly the salad days.
2. I ate five black assholes tonight. These are truly the salad days.
by JoeSMDD July 28, 2004
Get the Salad Days mug.V Day or Vagina Day is a day established by Eve Ensler, author of the Vagina Monologues, to end domestic violence and sexual abuse of women. It is celebrated on Valentine's day and many communities put on plays from parts of the Vagina Monologues or additional stories related to orgasms, menarche, first sexual experiences, sexuality, molestation, rape, etc. They express what a vagina would say if it could talk. Proceeds from the plays go towards centers for domestic violence and rape preventions.
On V Day, I went to see the Vagina Monologues in New York. Whoopi Goldberg, Gloria Steinem, Rosie Perez, Kate Winslet, Glenn Close, Cate Blanchett, Susan Sarandon, Winona Ryder, and Lily Tomlin. It was hilarious, sad, heartbreaking, and eye-opening.
by margaretsanger December 28, 2005
Get the V Day mug.To acknowledge someone as human. Showing a bare minimum standard of respect towards someone. A level of respect someone who is a coke addicted, baby throwing, prostitute who owes you money for drugs that you sold them, could attain
Me: what's wrong?
Him: I just don't get why this girl won't give me the time of day
Me: maybe she's thinking about Elon musk memes
Him: I just don't get why this girl won't give me the time of day
Me: maybe she's thinking about Elon musk memes
by Rathmagar October 14, 2019
Get the Time of Day mug.3 day growth: the look guys get when they dont shave for a few days or they trim their facial hair to keep it looking like they haven't shaved for a few days
by zo@ November 24, 2006
Get the 3 day mug.The first realatively warm day of the spring when the majority of females display their summer attire and show as much skin as possible.
by urmthrsawhre April 18, 2008
Get the skank day mug.The day after Valentine's Day, To complete the day the man must drink an entire case of beer to himself, get into a fight, watch nothing but Rambo, Kung Fu, Rocky etc. Eat nothing but steak (unless it is an animal you hunted yourself)
by C Smitty February 15, 2008
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