Ethan is a man who is a little bit chunky but not to big. They always have a little brother who is much bigger than them. They have brown hair and drive nice trucks. In most cases someone named Ethan drives a Chevy that of course his dad bought. They work but not a lot. There pretty crazy and whenever they get prescribed codeine they say there gonna make lean but never do. They are sometimes quiet but once you get to know them they get more outgoing. They can’t handle there alcohol and will get you caught by your mom if your drink. They never open anyone’s Snapchat because they like seeing all the notifications. They always in a truck club but only some have a platti daddy. All of that may be true but the most true is that there a good friend and won’t ever leave you if your pos Jeep gets stuck. NOPI BABY
by Slenderman123 February 25, 2019
A person that lures people called Patrik, Stefan and Felix into his home. Where they lick his schling. They do the because they love him and it is so big that they can’t resist
by Denuded November 26, 2021
The best person I have ever met in my entire life. Will love you to the end of the earth and will do anything to make sure you’re okay. Thinks he is hilarious and honestly he’s not wrong, sometimes doesn’t think before he speaks but it’s okay he’s cute
by Doglol2232 October 09, 2021
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by Bigdaddycum42069 June 08, 2020
Ethan, were do we start with ethan. He is the type of person that is so very special that you just want to be with him but he ends up with someone else. He is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet but can pick the wrong people, he is so cute and his smile is to die for and you just want to be with him
by just your average girl March 25, 2019