Cookies in my purse

You're ready for sex.

You've got some sex built up inside of you.

"omg check out that guy"
*points at guy on beach*
"AHHHH COOKIES IN MY PURSE"
*tackle*

by HisMadgesty April 16, 2009

Cookie Cutter Slut

A girl who wears a "The North Face" jacket in combination with "Uggs" boots giving her the exact same appearance as every other girl you see

Look at those cookie cutter sluts, they are all wearing the same jacket and boots.

by Mr. Havesomefuckingoriginality January 10, 2011

Cookies N' Cream

When you shart and jizz at the same time and it mixes in your underwear.

"I ate some bad Chinese food last night before jerkin it and I Cookies N' Cream-ed"

by Cap95 July 29, 2017

peanut butter cookie

this is a way to refer to a spanish bitch when in public, many white ppl say to their friends tht the friend loves dose peanut butter cookies!

look at tht peanut butter cookie, damn she mine,

but always use protection when ur havin sex, even if the pussy smells oven Fresh!

by niqqa PLZ September 02, 2006

Cookie boobs

When your boobs are made of cookies and only you can nibble at it. It can come in assortment of flavors for the liking.

Hey today im hungry let me just take a bite out of my cookie boobs.

by Tipzilla August 06, 2018

Drop my cookies

Euphemism for take a shit.

After eating 20 pounds of food, I really needed to drop my cookies.

by The Guy With Weird Expressions July 12, 2009

toss ones cookies

the art of vomiting so hard you shit your pants from the extreme use of force. Mainly victims toss ones cookies when smelling certain scents, or seeing some raw and deeply insanely disgusting shit.

Jackson: Oh shit bruddah, what have you done to the house?

John: I shit on the ceiling, my bad dawg

Jackson: "Toss ones cookies all over the floor"

John: Nice ;)

by Mar_vin213237 October 17, 2022