kicking cheese

Just chilling, jamming, meeting women.

Michael: Mate, what you doing?
Scott: Just kicking cheese.

by alibaba92 March 3, 2011

Cheese King

the cheese that reigns supreme over the Cheese Kingdom. He wears a crown of mozzerella, cheddar, and swiss.

Have you ever seen the cheese king heat a hat???

by The Jewish Heat aka Mota pwner May 6, 2004

Quantitative cheesing

The consumption of large amounts of dairy product.

Patient: "I'm massively lactose intolerant; what can I do?"
Doctor: "I recommend a course of quantitative cheesing."
Patient: "But... isn't that going to make things worse?"
Doctor: "Yep!"

by RhythmJunky August 16, 2010

cheese pube

When a person is eating something with warm cheese and there is a string like dangling remain of dried cheese that is in the form of a pubic hair.

Donna you have a cheese pube hanging from your chin. What were you eating pizza?

by Dome llano March 18, 2014

scalp cheese

That disgusting shit under yout nails after you've been scratching your head. A combination of dead skin, dandruff, sweat and hair product buildup.

“Eew! whats that white gunk under my fingernails?!“
“That's scalp cheese. Time to wash your hair. Seriously“

by BitchyGoose February 21, 2017

Easy Cheese

An old man or woman who looks so fucking musty they look like they smell like easy cheese.

Laura: that man looks like he smells like easy cheese

Sandy: what does that mean

Laura: girl he musty

by NotACheeseSniffer900 January 10, 2021

Mozzarella Cheese

A thick, white, watery substance that comes out of the vagina of a female when a female has yeast infection.

Guy1:Dude I got freaky with my girlfriend last night.

Guy2:Nice man, nice!

Guy1:Yea, I fingered her and white stuff oozed out and I licked it off my fingers, it tasted like Mozzarella Cheese.

Guy2:Dude, that's disgusting, did she have a yeast infection?

Guy1: I don't no, I enjoyed myself.

by OrangleGlowGo July 13, 2011