captinpuffy

captinpuffy. man! arent they amazing? i mean holy cow, he is such a cool mutual! CAPTINPUFFY MY FRICKEN BELOVED!!

someone: who is this your mutuals with?
me: oh thats captinpuffy! you should boost their account and follow!
someone: will do!

by chedderch3se September 10, 2021

capta1nmarv3l

A man from the 1800s who is sexually aroused by feet and pickled toes

capta1nmarv3l is a foot simp

by R. Achilles September 16, 2021

Captin

Not a captain. Likes to think they are though.

Keegan’s not a captain, he’s a Captin.

by Ricjamez January 31, 2022

CAptian Asshole

He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.

Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole

by SugarScruber November 10, 2022

bad captin

Some who makes bad decisions, intentionally knowing it's a bad idea & what the consequences are.

Holy fuck, can you believe that guy?! he's a bad captin.

by bethabean August 13, 2023