synchronised brain tumors

two or more people in a group having all suffering from headaches at the same time

Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again

by KeeKz October 29, 2007

Fuzzy Brain Syndrome

A term to describe an employer who consistently lies to jeopardize their integrity and your personal and professional well-being.

How's the new job, Sally? Not great. I've worked there four months and haven't been paid yet. I think he has Fuzzy Brain Syndrome.

by pred69 October 6, 2015

Blow job brain

When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...

Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."

by Milly5 November 10, 2015

Split Brain Operation

The act of coordinating and receiving oral sex from two separate partners.

Person 1: Hey man you down to hang later today?

Person 2: Nah man, Imma be preforming a split brain operation tonight.

by Wellmemedm8 October 9, 2019

A brain break to perversion

Mentally escaping to intense sexual fantasies.

I was so stressed , I need to take a brain break to perversion to relax.

by Hotdog Xansabar May 28, 2018

THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN

THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN is the future days where stupid and cringe content will be all over the internet and shity cartoons like teen titans GO . A truly horiphic time period of our history .

exempel 1. OMG MORGZ AND CRINGE YOUTOBERS ARE ALL OVER THE INTERNET .AND teen titans go is the only cartoon on tv .THE DAY OF DEATH BRAIN HASE COME !

by Its its the hero October 30, 2020

Mashed Potato Brains

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.

Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.

by A sad FF April 22, 2017