Missouri is home to many rivers, including the large Missouri River. The Missouri Canoe Blow involves a large/overweight naked man (must be 250lbs+) standing or treading in the middle of a river (preferably the Missouri River). Whilst waiting for the recipient of his penis, a different person - usually female - is released into the current of the river (going downstream). The recipient, generally naked as well, makes her way down stream using the front crawl if necessary, heading directly toward the erect penis. The man, upright, is perpendicular to the recipient, and the recipient floats toward the penis, smoothly inserting it into her mouth upon reaching it.
This is a very dangerous, yet highly thrilling move. It should not be performed during thunderstorms or when the temperature is below 60 degrees.
This is a very dangerous, yet highly thrilling move. It should not be performed during thunderstorms or when the temperature is below 60 degrees.
by K1892 November 21, 2010
"blow on my butthole" a negative comment meaning "fuck you man!" or whatever man go to hell! (most times used jokingly or when someone is janking on you)
guy 1: man! this weed sucks ass!
guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!
guy 1: YO MAMA!
guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!
guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!
guy 1: YO MAMA!
guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!
by MINIME! January 12, 2012
by Mr. Otis II March 11, 2005
they ALL blow dogs for quarters
by ME August 07, 2004
1. a statement that something is approaching
2. an exclamation that something was rather funky really
2. an exclamation that something was rather funky really
1. m - wheres issie?
e - i dunno
m - omg thar she blows
2. omgosh do you remember that night? that was so thar she blows
e - i dunno
m - omg thar she blows
2. omgosh do you remember that night? that was so thar she blows
by this is my normal walking speed May 26, 2005
Yo man how'd things go with that fine bich Brenda?
Man by the end of the night you could call her G-eye blow!
Man by the end of the night you could call her G-eye blow!
by D Money April 02, 2003
Blow-Me-Hoe is the name of a dress brand. The dresses are very low, where they show off the breasts of women. These dresses are used as a seducer, and 99.7% of the time, they get men to do whatever they want. They are designed by designer Madeleine Bonniot, Blow-Me-Hoe is a 2 billion dollar company.
by Teg Jield May 22, 2008