alex salad

a simple on the go salad , sliced lettuce, baby carrots, a slice of green pepper, a few grape tomatoes, broccoli, and some seedless grapes. easily fits in sandwich ziplock for convenient meal. salad dressing on the side optional.

"what did you have for lunch?" " I was pressed for time and made a quick alex salad."

by oh brother March 2, 2021

British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.

He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.

by DebTheCat April 28, 2025

Chicken Salad and Mayo

The equivalent of "cheese pizza", but for csam instead.

Person 1: "Why's he not here?"
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."

by indetermite December 24, 2023

Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018

fruit salad

wine or alcohol mixed with weed or other cannabinoids

i drank fruit salad, it was a wild ride, i saw ponies having large jaws, a spiral, and grass that were alive

by mamoudzu January 1, 2025

Head Salad

The thing that happens a lot in modern (and also older) movie posters where every single fucking character in the movie is photoshopped into the poster and there' s just a bunch of different heads cluttering the poster and it looks fuckin awful

Infinity War was a pretty solid movie but the poster unfortunately suffers a chronic case of Head Salad.

by Chartsy February 25, 2024

Salad

A bowl filled with mixes of dead plants, slimy stuff, and other stuff that is supposed to make you healthier.

Person: Oh my god I love salad it makes me feel so good and energized!!!1!!1
Me: Well I might as well eat the forest while I'm at it then. Same thing.

by gigglyxmuke March 7, 2015