Jew Diving

The act of sniffing someones asshole.
Mostly done by Jews, due to their enormous noses

Hey look at that man! He's Jew diving.

by blackjew1423 March 17, 2020

jew tossed

Being hit in hockey resulting in your ass ten feet away from the person who hit you.

Wow, that kid really got jew tossed by the Division 1 prospect.

by werewolf1 January 19, 2009

pink jew

a jew who has very pink skin

damn, this dude is a pink jew

by whoisthepinkjew May 27, 2023

jew saver

kyle chitty saver of the jews number 74 dressed up as hitler and killed everyone from the inside

i did a kyle chitty last night jew saver

by jew savour May 13, 2021

Jew dog

A person that does not pay their bills. A Jew dog will usually swindle friends and family for their own benefit. Also known as doing a ryan Newton.

Someone did a ryan Newton on me the other day I was spewing. What a Jew dog.

by Ballinasfck October 19, 2022

Jew Tip

As a former waiter, I can honestly say that Jews as a rule will always leave the customary tip, EVEN IF YOU GIVE THEM LOUSY SERVICE! They will never "stiff" you.

The lady Jew tipped me 15% even though she complained a lot.

by BigMau February 23, 2023

reform jew

A modern version of Judaism for the person unsure what happens once you die
Like the orthodox jew uses a Torah
Unlike the orthodox jew is very liberal-minded

Jackie: I am a reform Jew
Rachel: What is a reform jew?

Jackie: Reform Jews are the liberal-minded jews , the orthodox are the conservative jews. Both follow the same Torah.

by SoCal323 February 20, 2021