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bitch tax

Bitch tax is what you pay after breaking up with someone. It refers to the value of whatever personal effects of yours they had and now will not return.
John: She has my favorite shirt, three of my CDs, and my dog, and she's refusing to give them back now that we've broken up.
Adam: That's a tough bitch tax to pay, man.

Sally: I left my shampoo, makeup, and underwear at his place. Should I call him to try to get it back?
Jane: Just pay the bitch tax and move on.

Tom: Amanda stopped by to return my apartment key, autographed baseball, and the $30 she owed me.
Kristen: Wow, you didn't have to pay any bitch tax? Nice breakup!
by outofspite September 27, 2013
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bitch wild

The male equivalent of boy crazy. Being with far too many girls in a short period of time.

Every single boy in high school.
I fucked 6 girls last night, I went bitch wild!
by Vladmir Eisenstein June 10, 2008
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Baddester bitch

He’s better then a bad bitch, he’s the baddester bitch. Nicholas is the baddester bitch and I’d smash 10/10
“Damn he’s the baddester bitch, we can’t even compare. Like he could get any and every girl if he wanted”
by Tanica May 1, 2020
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ultra bitch

A woman named Lisa. Someone who is so much of a bitch that just calling her a bitch feels like it isn’t enough
Hey did you talk to Lisa?

No why would I do that she's such a ultra bitch
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blender bitch

Hoes that are cut and chopped by real queens.
I feel so bad for that blender bitch. But then again she's trash.
by Pretty gang clitz July 1, 2016
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bitch lady

A lady that comes off bitchy no matter if she's trying to or not.
Boy 1: Man, that teacher is so annoying.

Boy 2: Ya, she's a real bitch lady, isn't she.

Boy 1: No doubt.
by HeyBabyMyNameIzLeon August 29, 2009
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Amen Bitch

Amen Bitch is used when you’re talking to your friends about something, but since they’re your friend you can’t be TOO respectful. It’s also used when agreeing with a literal bitch.
Haley: Kayla is SUCH an asshole!
Carrie: Amen bitch
by kittycatloverforever22 December 3, 2019
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