Napkin meat

When a girls got a flat ass

Hey did you you see Sarah shaking that napkin meat at the party yesterday

by NapkinMeat January 19, 2016

Meat Missile

A very well known TWP delicacy. A favorite or former graduates and TWP Elites Jer-Bear and AVS. Described as a cock shaped sandwich, it’s gushing with flavor ready to cover your face.

“Hey Jer-bear, how bout a nice salty meat Missile for lunch?”

“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon December 14, 2022

meat crust

Meat crust is when the outside of any type of meat is cooked/fried/broiled black to form a crust/layer of blackened meat on only the outside

Jimmy yelled at the cook in the restaurant, "MY MEAT HAS MEAT CRUST ON IT!!"

by TheJetBlackRaven April 10, 2015

Meat runs

When you and your crackhead friends steal a bunch of meat from different grocery stores, then sell it on the street for more dope money.

Yo, lets go do some meat runs so we can go buy some more crack.

by M.runz July 10, 2017

Meat masher

Meat Masher: An adjective describing a women who gives hand jobs often.

Damn that girl is a real Meat masher

by T O A S T January 25, 2022

Peasant Meat

A type of meat of low or poor quality.

I'm not vegan, I just don't eat peasant meat.

by ancient_glitter April 1, 2016

stank meat

Noun a nasty smelling pinse or vagina

Go clean your stank meat ect pinse

by Anal destroyer October 7, 2017