pushing the waffle

Something you never want to hear from your roommates bedroom..

Matt, stop pushing the waffle

by Creamcicle June 25, 2017

Waffling

When someone is eating a Waffle - the action of eating a Waffle

“Hey guys Haley is waffling right now and I’m jealous”

by Anabelle_salt February 26, 2018

waffle

When a person extrudes fecal matter from the rectum onto the seat and closes the lid firmly.

Oh man!! John left me a waffle! JOHNN!!

by auralian July 20, 2019

Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.

Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.

by Hank Hoodat November 12, 2021

wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain

Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.

by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023

Waffle House

A place where four people have been killed by a local PUBG player.

Did you hear about the WAFFLE HOUSE shooting?

by Ghosnext May 29, 2018

Waffle House

Slang term for a typical white high school basketball player. Could be found going fishing in his free time. Probably is named Jack.

"That Woodson player is such a Waffle House"
"Waffle House is driving me to school today"

by Zzz123456789zzz March 30, 2016