Wetting the Sponge

A phrase alluding to foreplay and moistening the female reproductive system for a proper pounding.

____ and I were wetting the sponge when her mom walked in and saw us naked.

by Dildo Swaggins 69 February 26, 2017

seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or cums she is 'seat wetting'.

There's no use getting into heavy petting, because it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

by DDeRo September 8, 2016

wet stoink

An unfortunate case of the dreaded crusty earlobe syndrome, usually accompanied by a foul odor like that of pickled eggs

Yo Marry, take care of wet stoink before coming back to work tomorrow! That’s trifling!

by Bert Da Chimp January 31, 2018

wet noddle

LIMP DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jorge when I had sex I got a wet noddle

by hello enragement child February 11, 2018

Wet Brodie

When someone wets their finger and puts it in the butthole of a corpse. Like a wet willy, but horrifically different. Preferably used in a roleplaying board game scenario. Do not recommend in reality as this may be illegal.

"He totally did a wet brodie on her last night!"
"Dude....that's gross."

by Laurizzlebeingdirty October 30, 2020

Wet Breading

A wet breading is when a friend is passed out drunk and you take a piece of bread and soak it in water. After the bread is soaking wet you scoop it out of the water and throw it at him or her like a pie in the face. WARNING if the bread dries on paint it will peel it off.

Man if Peck passes out in the apartment again he's gettin a wet breading.

by charlois969 November 27, 2012

Wet Chester

n. Inserting a wet thumb up someone's anus.

Example: "I sleep with my pants on in fear of receiving a wet Chester.

2) Guy 1: Man my ass is sore and soggy.

Guy 2: I'm afraid to ask, but why?

Guy 3: I woke up to a nasty wet Chester this morning.

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 17, 2013