a huge pedophile who rapes ur mom and dad when they r sleeping and puts a hint of cum in there mouth,
after ur parents wake up they lick there lips and suck each others asses
after ur parents wake up they lick there lips and suck each others asses
u r a uncle lololololol
by IAMTHEONEANDONLYUNCLWHORAPEDU June 9, 2020

This is an urban term used to imply that you plan to beat a person like there mama. Although, the person saying this phrase is not related to them.
by Urban Jack August 25, 2010

A drink that combines a shot (usually a double) of Wild Turkey poured into a pint glass with 12oz of Miller Genuine Draft in it. It is promptly consumed in a one-n'-done chug. It represents something along the lines of how your uncle would drink if he had some bad news to tell you.
Uncle: Give me a Wild Uncle and make it a double. I just don't know how to tell my nephew he's an orphan and my trailer ain't no place for kids.
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...
Bartender: Sure thing pal. Maybe you shouldn't have drove him to a bar to break that news...
by The Cap N' April 9, 2021

by That one guy who hates the dod November 17, 2018

Often used for a person that drives a white ice cream van without actually selling ice cream. Also used to describe a registered offender.
by Uncle No No June 16, 2020

The act of subjecting food, particularly kebabs, to a questionable culinary practice, this involves retrieving discarded kebab parts from the bin and reassembling them, replicating the controversial method practiced by a shop with the same name. It results in a meal with uncertain origins and potential gastrointestinal repercussions.
We ordered a kebab from that dodgy place down the road, and I swear they Uncle Franked it. I found bits of mystery meat in there that I'm pretty sure came straight from the bin.
by Suttleacees June 12, 2024

Great-great-grandparent's male first cousin.
My great-great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
