Cold turkey

When someone drops their turkey neck and balls in some ice water and then rests them on a sleeping friends face.

Q -Ay Man what was that on my face that woke me up?
A- Bro you just got the cold turkey from Alex.

by Heman468 August 12, 2022

Quad Turkey

When you got a thick large dookie in the queue . A dump so fat, it might blow the O ring on the way out.

1. Damn bro, I gotta get home ASAP! Needa dump this quad turkey. 2. Brooo I gotta shit so bad! Think this one’s a quad turkey!

by Quad Turkey August 31, 2022

hanging turkey

When you're walking or hiking and have to pee but can't afford to stop, so you turn around and start walking backwards so that you can pee while you walk without getting pee on yourself. The maneuver is named after your exposed cock and balls resembling a turkey beak and waddle. Also called a "walking turkey" or "hanging donkey."

I had to pee during that marathon but didn't want to lose any time, so I turned around and pulled a lil' hanging turkey.

by relentlessbukkake September 1, 2022

Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.

Chuck took that Jizz Turkey shot.

by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022

Rotten Turkey

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

Fuck Turkey

Verb: When in missionary sex position, and they put their feet on your chest or sometimes shoulders while you lean forward, pushing their knees up to their shoulders (often with their arms at their sides or being held by your hands pulling towards their buttocks).

Noun: The person having the above verb description done to them.

Verb and Noun: We we're doing fuck turkey, and I smiled down at her, as she moaned, and said, "you you look like a fuck turkey... Now I'm going to stuff you good!"

by HappyMonkey8d February 6, 2023

rum turkey

Heavy seshers who don’t know when to stop

Davey u rum turkey

by Blind squid February 25, 2023