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Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy

A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.
Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.
by FedUpLineCook August 22, 2019
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Turkey Blasted

A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.
Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!

Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!
by Sesh Panda May 20, 2020
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Turkey day votive

When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024
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When one white Caucasian penis similar to the colour of white un toasted bread enters the vagina of a woman, and a black penis the same colour of burnt toasted bread enters the anal cavity of the same woman creating a Sicily Half toast turkey sandwich.
Person 1: “personally I love when two men make me a Sicily half toast turkey sandwich.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”
by I loveTurkeySandwhiches October 28, 2025
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Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.
When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!
by Arvileng October 1, 2022
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catching the crazy turkey

by Qmandogawesome December 14, 2014
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Cold Turkey

When you lay your cold, limp cock across the face of an aquaintence while they are sleeping. Basically tea bagging someone with your dick.
As soon as he falls asleep, im getting his ass back for earlier with a cold turkey.
by TFroster November 1, 2009
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