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Hungarian Turkey Slicer

A forbidden sexual method wherein one participant thrusts in and out of the Thanksgiving or Christmas turkey, penetrating it with their penis at a very specific interval. The other participant is slicing the turkey at a coordinated rate. The challenge is to not have your penis in the turkey at the same time as it is being sliced, as failing at this will lead to your penis being chopped off. The ritual ends when the first participant finishes into the gravy and then both participants eat the now sliced turkey with the cum gravy. Can also be done on any type of poultry, just change "turkey" to the name of the poultry.
Me and John did the Hungarian Turkey Slicer last year.
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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Jizz Turkey

When something is going to be hard to swallow.
by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022
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My turkey

When you're in public and you want to say my nigga but cant cause you're white.
- "next"
-total is $6.66
"Thats my favorite number my turkey"
by MissHell666 March 24, 2022
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holocaust turkey

a type of turkey who hate jews

from the latin: Holocust. Turkus
by Georgedelavie April 13, 2020
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The Golden Turkey

Similar to getting a turkey, but finishing in a different hole each night.
by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024
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trash turkey

Counterpart to the dumpster chicken. A fuckboy that peaked at 21 yet still believes for whatever reason that he is God's gift to women even though the only job he's had since high school is selling dope out of his mom's garage.
Kenny asked for my number at the grocery store, but I don't fuck with broke ass trash turkeys.
by Bea5t m0m February 12, 2025
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Turkey neck

When a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a Turkey neck.
My granny's turkey neck looks really nasty.
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
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