A tucked turkey is a perfect pussy where the lips are not saggy and the vulva does not hang. The exact opposite of a turkey pussy.
by MaDDoG44 June 1, 2018
Get the Tucked Turkeymug. A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.
The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"
"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011
Get the Spicy Turkey Twizzlermug. by Lucster September 9, 2020
Get the Mojive Turkeymug. When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
by Scotty Nice November 28, 2024
Get the Turkey day votivemug. A girl wears a turkey hat and while pulling on the legs and making the turkey noise (gobble gobble) the guy cums in her face.
I walked in on Matt Basting the turkey with Annabel on Thanksgiving. Looked like she had a better meal than us.
by crima_sauce May 16, 2021
Get the Basting The Turkeymug. by RockinRobin51014 April 10, 2019
Get the turkeymug. When you rub a girls clitoris so hard until a butter like substance comes out of her vagina, you then take that substance and rub it all over her bum and lick it off like a thanksgiving dinner. :)
by BussANut November 30, 2018
Get the buttering the turkeymug.