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Getting Trumped

When a person endures a brutal onslaught of anal sex only to wonder if their bruised and battered anus will ever return to its prior splendor (basically how America feels).
After Getting Trumped so hard at the Republican National Convention, he could barely walk for weeks.
by Justcallmejulio12 January 24, 2017
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Ulfric Trump

Ulfric Trump is a combination of Ulfric Stormcloak and Donald Trump. They both of the same agenda. Skyrim is a prediction of America. While General Tullius and the Thalmor (Joe Biden and China) seek to destroy and have power over a certain land, Ulfric Stormcloak (and Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis) seek to put an end to this liberal madness.
Trump: Make America great again!
Ulfric: For Skyrim!

Me: Wow, Ulfric is an Ulfric Trump!
by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022
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The Trump Merkin

When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.
by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017
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Trump

Literally hitler. He is so racist and white supremacist. R/awfuleverything. Trump bad = 24 k epic reddit upvotes and wholesome gold 100 award. OMG, AMIRITE REDDITORS? *soy face*
Redditor 1: trump bad.
Any other redditor: *upvotes*
by gaygelding March 4, 2021
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tyrannosaurus trump

A big, brown, and very smelly, dinosaur. It has a brain smaller than other dinosaurs. It is not a herbivore or a carnivore; it is a mexicanivore.
Yesterday that tyrannosaurus trump was eating a lot of those mexicans!
by jdm89 February 1, 2017
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Donald Trump

by Boy whose neck is red July 26, 2021
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Take a Trump

The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone
by Lockhimup January 27, 2019
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