synchronised brain tumors

two or more people in a group having all suffering from headaches at the same time

Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again

by KeeKz October 29, 2007

Fuzzy Brain Syndrome

A term to describe an employer who consistently lies to jeopardize their integrity and your personal and professional well-being.

How's the new job, Sally? Not great. I've worked there four months and haven't been paid yet. I think he has Fuzzy Brain Syndrome.

by pred69 October 6, 2015

Blow job brain

When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...

Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."

by Milly5 November 10, 2015

A brain break to perversion

Mentally escaping to intense sexual fantasies.

I was so stressed , I need to take a brain break to perversion to relax.

by Hotdog Xansabar May 28, 2018

Split Brain Operation

The act of coordinating and receiving oral sex from two separate partners.

Person 1: Hey man you down to hang later today?

Person 2: Nah man, Imma be preforming a split brain operation tonight.

by Wellmemedm8 October 9, 2019

Mashed Potato Brains

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.

Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.

by A sad FF April 22, 2017

Secretarial Brain Pool

The theory that secretaries of the world draw on a communal brain pool which is monopolized by a few, leaving the majority to fight for the scraps of left-over intelligence. Hence the high turnover rate of secretaries in offices. The longer you work in an office, the more this theory reinforces itself.

"Wow, your secretary seems to do a really good job."
"Yeah, she's pretty high up in the secretarial brain pool."

by the schultz August 16, 2011