squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell April 15, 2016

sausage dogging

When a girl or group of girls go for a night out and look for men to sleep with.

I fancy going sausage dogging in Hanley on Friday night.

by I. Lyc. Ett. January 26, 2014

Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.

Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war

by ItzzRyanYo September 16, 2020

Sausage patty toes

Toes that look like sausage patties

Jess has sausage patty toes

by Opinionman May 23, 2022

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 4, 2009

Sausage print

The printing of a penis in a pair of pants.

Becky: "damn, did you see his huge sausage print? I would love to unwrap that!"

by TallTin September 10, 2017

eating the sausage

The act of biting off one's penis.

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.

by BrockSucksDick January 14, 2016