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king salad

1. In chess when your opponent has nothing but a king and all his pawns, you start taking your queen and killing his pawns one by one.
"Jeff is eating a king salad. He's killing all my pawns"
by huggins September 4, 2009
mugGet the king saladmug.

Salad

A modern plushie of Yakko Warner from Animaniacs, contrary to the lanky plushie from the meme, Salad is small and stubby. He is accompanied by his siblings, Breadstick and Soup.
Person 1: Hey look it's a Plushie of Yakko Warner!
Person 2: That isn't Yakko, that's Salad!
Person 1: what
by Mari0shi06 March 22, 2021
mugGet the Saladmug.

Salad tossing

PFC martin is into salad tossing
PFC martin like to eat or have his asshole ate by salad tossing
by MartinMartin013 July 19, 2022
mugGet the Salad tossingmug.

Ranch Salad

When you ejaculate on your partners asshole and then eat out their asshole.
"Hey baby, my shitbox needs some ranch salad "
by kushinman April 23, 2016
mugGet the Ranch Saladmug.

Woke Salad

When you ask a question that is clearly a "Yes" or "No" question, and the reply involves dancing around the issue with nonsensical overly complicated verbiage, making a clear effort to avoid giving a clear "yes" or "no" answer, and also subtly gaslighting the questioner.
YOU: "Was Stalin Evil for killing hundreds of thousands of people?"

CHAT GPT: "EVIL is such a strong world, and it must be understood that the complex and nuance concepts of what a person is helps define what we mean by when we say Stalin and 'killing people.' It must be considered that we cannot make judgements without exploring the issue with long inclusive langauge or conceptial intersectionality based on the issue at hand. It can in fact be hurtful to make such judgements or to utter statements of this because it can infringe on the rights of numerous individual identities who identify as Stalin-colored minorities. We must ... *insert random collection of words that sound intellectual but have no real meaning or value.*

YOU: "That's a Woke Salad right there, buddy."
by mrsnugs February 27, 2024
mugGet the Woke Saladmug.

salad bum

when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum
Steve : youll never guess what i did last night

Raol : salad bum again?

Steve : yep, yummy
by LewisJepson September 20, 2010
mugGet the salad bummug.

Spiced salad

When someone is tossing another individuals salad, and the receiver farts during the salad tossing. To increase spiciness eat Thai food 30 mins before giving the salad it's spice. For further explanation look up "salad tossing".
My wife wanted me to eat the booty like groceries, so she made me a spiced salad.
by Tankman21 June 26, 2016
mugGet the Spiced saladmug.

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