old man with a flat

an old man that can't get a hard on.

I used to could fuck all night but now I'm just an old man with a flat.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 21, 2009

old coot in a hat

what you call an old man driving slowly in front of you. If you take notice, usually they will have a hat on! They are usually in buicks or pick-up trucks. Also see gramps champs

"Urgh this old coot in a hat won't get out of my way and I can't pass him!"

by BenjamminL04 October 2, 2006

old man bitner

a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters

old man bitner is a pussy

by bill brasky April 26, 2005

Day old bread

1. A woman's vaginal tract infected by a yeast-fungus characterized by itching and irritation of the vulva, and vaginal discharge; Candidiasis

2. An out of control yeast infection

3. An affordable and delectable delicacy sold by Jimmy Johns

"You expect me to go down and eat your vittles!? Bitch, your day old bread is growin mold! come back tomorrow!"

by Luvmussell January 26, 2009

12 year old

Everyone on the internet
When someone is laughing at some naughty stuff and acts like a child

Person 1: "Hey look 5318008"
Person 2: " What a 12 year old"

by CDD3F October 9, 2020

Day Old Bread

Over the hill; someone who used to be 'it' but doesn't realize they aren't any longer.

"Look at her, thinking she is all that... she's day old bread." or "Day old bread needs to stick together."

by Juhli Schull June 25, 2007

Old man syndrome

Syndrome that old men get, making them want to unnecessarily stuff.

Old man syndrome is Look out the window, yell at the cat in the bowl, ask about stuff the lost years ago and try to find. Go on a mission to accomplish something yet the goal is small like a new pillow for the couch.

by Retired Poet May 21, 2018