Marley Jordan

A transgender celeste streamer

Hey, have you heard that Marley Jordan is streaming Celeste tomorrow?

by Sasha445444 June 3, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Eric Harry TImothy Mabius Is Jiraiya Sensei & Michael Jeffrey Jordan Is Delta<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Eric Harry TImothy Mabius Is Jiraiya Sensei & Michael Jeffrey Jordan Is Delta<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Eric Harry TImothy Mabius Is Jiraiya Sensei & Michael Jeffrey Jordan Is Delta<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025

I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie

And now he's trying to do it back to me. Likely by enlisting the freaks he indoctrinated.

Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

jordan walk

This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.

Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!

by gusoid June 13, 2025

Jordan

bro jordans just that nibba hes batman.

“bro you hear abt the new kid jordan”

“yea dat nigga cool asfk”

by nutzshhs November 20, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is the love of my life and we're locked in forever.

Isn't that Jae's man? Yea that's Jordan!

by iiihrtjaee November 20, 2023

Jordan

The one that got away. She is the one person you can get comfortable with right away. Though quiet, she tends to make an impression. With her sweet smile, captivating eyes and distinguished voice, she’s hard to forget. Her is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and a look that could killl. She is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of her, yet hasn't the slightest idea of her impact or worth. She often looks down on herself and thinks no one would bother thinking about her, yet she's always on your mind. She sometimes feels like her life is of little value, but those who know her only wish he knew how much she truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface her thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. She is a genuine soul who you'll never want to say goodbye to. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting her go.

“Have you met the new girl Jordan?”

“Yeah, she’s really pretty”

by Valerie_luvs_u November 20, 2023