southeast pogo dance

When a a male of Mexican ethnicity gets his genitals curb stomped.

I got a southeast pogo dance the other day, and I'm still sore!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

The dakota square dance

When you fold your dick into a square and shove it into a girl's anus

Dude I totally did The dakota square dance to Sahara!

by Sexmaster6979 January 25, 2023

gay dance mom

someone who can’t figure out their aesthetic

i’m a gay dance mom

by dancer_queen_9281 December 20, 2019

Burnt Cheeks Dance

The act of a black guy rubbing his bare butt cheeks on the chest and face of someone else.

Danny: Did you hear about Rob's trip to D.C.?
Sergio: No, what happened?
Danny: Some guys in the city held him down and gave him the Burnt Cheeks dance!

by Gaysofthunder69 May 18, 2016

Lap dance dial

When your receiving a lap dance, your phone rings, and because of the high speed grinding answers.

I was enjoying a pleasant lap dance when my phone started ringing. Due to the intensity of the dance she answered my phone by lap dance dialing, with my boss on the other end. My boss then heard “fuck me like my boss does every Friday. “ Now I’m fired and looking for a new job

by Bigbrachcock11 June 7, 2018

polish line dance

A two man circle jerk

I caught Wesely and Matt doing a polish line dance.

by Jeddbobb December 13, 2022

drunken barn dance

here is a Drunken barn dance as described by I'm Matt Murphy Bitches.

What exactly is a Drunken Barn Dance?

A Drunken Barn Dance is what happened the night before when you wake up in a safe place, but are unsure exactly how the night ended. (or why there are someone’s undergarments in the yard, or where that funny smelling stain on the floor came from, or maybe even why the denny’s staff now approaches you with their eyes down)

It is equal parts good booze, good friends, good (bad) attitudes and a safe(ish) place to play. (hide the scissors and sharp objects, hand over the car keys)

That party was awesome, it was a total drunken barn dance.

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by Matt MMB Murphy December 12, 2016