Crankin the Rusty Wrench

A no lube hand job that lasts over ~60mins

This chick tried to tear my Johnson off my body last night I don’t think that there was any moisture between her paws and my member

“Bro you are trying to tell me she is crankin the rusty wrench”

by JJJETPLANE42069 November 2, 2023

rusty chum bucket

The act of peeing & Pooping in a rusty Bucket while on ur period then feeding it to you partner

"Yeah Stephen let me give him a rusty chum bucket last night"

by Buggy123 December 11, 2024

Rusty Bob Dylan

A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.

Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?

Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got

by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025

rusty robot's grip

Mostly seen on building sites. Using well used pliers as a grip to have a wank

"Anyone noticed that Dan always takes his pliers with him to the toilet?"
"He loves the feeling of a rusty robot's grip"

by TheWalrus2005 September 3, 2020

Rusty Twister

The act of performing a running 69 with you partner.

I had a mouthful when I did my rusty twister last night

by Rust lover February 28, 2023

Big rusty nuts

Big rusty nuts is where your ballsack skin starts to peel off

Oh shit, my uncle got him some Big Rusty Nuts

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

Rusty Crouth

Someone who has red pubic hair.

shut the fuck up rusty crouth.

by The24Shiz April 21, 2009