mud gapping

Mud Gapping - when a male is trying to tread water at the same time as keeping a ladies mind occupied this is now called Mud Gapping

"Nothing mud gapping with my derrière to be fair"

by XSaraJevoX December 7, 2016

Mud Slide

When you shit in a bathtub and have someone else get in it, but you then proceed to tip the tub over.

I just gave Parker the slickest mud slide ever!

by ledankestmemes December 26, 2019

mud rut

Having nothing but anal sex because your girlfriend is saving her vagina for marriage. It get's boring.

"Bro, I've been Mud Ruttin' with this girl for so long. I may have to pop the question just to get some pussy."

by JRMAD June 19, 2014

Mud Muscle

Another word for the Anus. Where the poo comes from

Ingram you need to start cleaning your mud muscle it's starting to stink

by TheMudMuscler December 2, 2024

mud-kini

A mud soaked bikini. Official uniform for hot chicks at a mud event.

We need a long weekend to get out of control, get a little dirty with some mud-kinis' and stripper poles.

by Kevin Buckley March 7, 2017

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters

by lilpine September 17, 2021

Mud Pancake

The act of of forcing a woman who is riding you, To take a dump on your bellybutton and stomp on it with her ass cheek until it looks like a pancake

last night i made laura give me a mud pancake, it was awesome!

by bleachkool May 6, 2024