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The Dap-Slap Dilemma 

Stems from the uncertainty of whether a friend or acquaintence is going to greet you with a dap (first pound), or slap (hand slap), at the beginning or end of an encounter. This could get extremley awkward, as a situation may arise where Person A is preparing for a Dap and Person B is preparing for a slap. This causes each party to change hand positions. The split second before a greeting or goodbye, Person 1 may prepare to greet Person 2 with an open first, while Person 2 prepares to greet Person 1 with a closed fist. Instead of just one person switching positions to allow for an agreeable handshake, each person switchs, and the cycle continues. The longer it goes on, the more awkward it is.
"Dude, I saw Jim at the bar tonight and we fell victim to The Dap-Slap Dilemma". It lasted for about 2 minutes. It was SO AWKWARD!"

The Dap Slap Dilemma necessitates the need to call out what type of handshake you are going to perform before you greet or say goodbye to someone.
Related Words

Biggs Slap

To slap a girl in the face with your penis.
After the Unicorns show, Hassan made sweet love to an asian girl and finished her off with the biggs slap.
Biggs Slap by Gordon Bombay March 15, 2007

Benjamin Slap 

To slap a ho with a stack of hundred dollar bills.
"That ho was pissin me off so I put her in place with a Benjamin slap."

I'm slappin' bitches with Benjamins.
Benjamin Slap by Tyler Awesome January 31, 2009
To slap someone with your cock(penis). Usually performed in the face, with a left to right motion.
After jizzin in her face I cocked slapped her so she undertands who's the boss.
Every man should cock slap the wife when its necessary(everyday).
cock slap by Johnnay June 1, 2003

Pene slap 

the act of hitting anothers face or other with the pene so as to leave a mark......see mushroomstamp
He i just pene slapped yo momma
Pene slap by James January 28, 2004

nilla slap 

verb: the act of slapping someone with an opened nilla cakester.
i'll nilla slap you b!@#$

George nilla slapped Jake
nilla slap by B-Mor June 2, 2008