Scoop and Sleep

The act of using one’s own clothing to clean, or “scoop,” the load following a session of pre-somnial masturbation so that he can dispose of his semen without disturbing his comfortability by leaving bed to find other means to do so.

When I’m tired but need a quick tug, I always do a scoop and sleep so I don’t have to get up to find tissues.

by J-Hammmy July 29, 2022

Sleeping Hangover

When you haven't got enough sleep, or you go out and the next day you feel like super tired, and you can tolerate high notices. Like an actual hangover but produce by the lack of sleep.

Dude yesterday i stayed up all night and i didn't sleep, i feel like i have a sleeping hangover

by JDisreal May 25, 2019

Sleep

Scientifically speaking, sleep is when your brain cells get to rest after 7 cruel hours of torture from adults who get to yell at you from stupid things

After getting some sleep, Tessa was able to have a good Saturday because she didn't have to go to the prison known as school

by NGGYUNGLYD March 28, 2022

Sleeping w/ mouth open

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real

The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)

by Guy writing the history books June 21, 2022

Sleep-and-Stream

When you watch a movie/binge watch a show only to then fall asleep after and wake up, then repeat.

Person 1: I totally just binged watched this new show. Fell asleep after and then binged watched another show

Person 2: I'm gonna Sleep-and-Stream as well this weekend

by MonteCrisco May 22, 2022

the sleeping stranger

As opposed to the reverse stranger or the stranger, this is when you sit on your hand or arm until you lose feeling in it, and then proceeding to hold yourself as if it were someone else. Often used by people to comfort themselves while they try to sleep.

Man I hit an all time low, last night i gave myself the sleeping stranger, I really need someone

by A certain philanderer September 18, 2017

Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.

Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"

by bug boy June 21, 2022