Dirty Pirate Hooker

All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.

Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014

Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021

pirate

came from across the seas, none of which were African American

the pirates are here!

by caroline hogan December 7, 2013

bingo pirate

Someone who looks at someone else's superbowl bingo card to see what clues have already come up and then marks their own card accordingly.

Scott: Hey look! Schlembach just copied off of Lauren's bingo card to see what clues already came up!

Caroline: What a fucking bingo pirate.

by meandyermom March 9, 2012

Pirate shredder

A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.

You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.

by A well known wigger March 31, 2021

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell

The most beautiful, talented, prettiest, kindest girl to ever exist.

Did you hear Billie's single, What Was I Made For?
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.

by vi's hexstrap November 9, 2023

Pirate

To take one's hard liquor bottle tip it up and gozal or take a shot but somebody else's bottle.

Montymash pirated Dads hard liquor off the counter and guzaled it.

by MontyMash December 17, 2017