vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade

person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022

Land Pirate

A highway pig that will not only rob you of your possessions, but your rights.

The land pirate hides to catch people speeding to generate state revenue.

by Gorehound92 December 30, 2020

Pirate Whore

An insufferable, cum-guzzling demon woman who will deprive you of all wealth, happiness and prosperity. She resides in the shit-covered caverns of Whore Island.

Ugh, she actually stole your money? What a pirate whore.

by frogkingdadinlaw September 04, 2023

Dark pirate 2.0

Closing one girls eyes shut during sex by using your own cum

Oh boy that girl last night didn’t want it. I had to close her eyes shut using the Dark Pirate 2.0 technique

by Blackmajic2.0 September 24, 2018

Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.

Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.

by Iberolin November 27, 2019