The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck

When something is the most absolutely awful, rotten thing in the whole entire universe, it is "The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck"

Dude! Last night I dropped 2 large on hookers and blow, and when I got outta the shower that snatch was gone with my cash AND my stash!

Damn dawg, that's The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck!

by LittleLiggyLovedahl May 2, 2011

Ultimate pickle taker

A secret and highest rank in jerkmate ranked for females.

Person 1: Hey, I just hit Ultimate pickle taker in jerkmate ranked!

Person 2: No way! I wish I could get that rank!

by CremKing9000 January 27, 2025

wrinkle pickle

an old man's shaft, relatively wrinkly and difficult to erect

Jessica: "Your sugar daddy has a wrinkle pickle"
Brittney: "OMG! How did you know?"
Jessica: "All sugar daddies have that silly"

by Ry_Ryy February 2, 2022

pickle cum

when a girl uses a pickle as a vibrator/dildo and it burns through the pickle

my girl enjoys pickle cumming

by mrpickle123 October 20, 2020

chamoy pickle

Wrapping a fruit roll up around your man’s monstrous penis and sucking it until the fruit roll up disappears and then tongue kissing him after so he can also taste the fruit roll up

I wanna chamoy pickle with you

by Mind your beezwax December 14, 2023

German Pickles

When two men engage in anal intercourse and one of them a shits on a pickle and they share it together like the lady and the tramp.

Me and my bro had German Pickles for dinner last night.

by unknowndefinitionguy April 15, 2021

One Nickel Pickle

slang for, "a very inexpensive male prostitute."

50cent is so cheap that if he was a prostitute, his nickname would be the One Nickel Pickle.

by Mini Mii August 28, 2012