Post Traumatic Down Syndrome

Kind of like a brain fart, but much more severe. This usually happens in a discord call with your closest friends because of course it does.

Friend: Have you seen Mike anywhere?

You: No I haven't seen hyimom.

Friend: Hyimom?

You: Oh my god I have Post traumatic Down Syndrome

by VBSBazooka September 1, 2020

Post Band Discovery Obsession

In which one discovers a new band, and can then only look at/listen to/think about/talk about for a 2-4 week period following discovery. Period of time may vary depending on the individual

Friend 1: Have you listened to the new Sparks the Rescue song?
Friend 2: I cant, I'm busy listening to Rocky Loves Emily, I kind of have Post Band Discovery Obsession!

by Fangirls everywhere August 20, 2012

post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers

ejaculates male flaccid mayonnaise chik fil a post coitus post eruption magma ooze

by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013

Post-toke Lurk Session

Everything that goes down after you smoke weed with some good friends. "Session" is often shortend to "sesh" for convenience.

Hey Zoe, so we just smoked, but what about that Post-toke lurk session?

by skateboardingandmaryj June 28, 2011

National post the opps day

FUCK THE OPPS

Person #1: why you post him?
Person #2: its national post the opps day that’s why I posted him

by Mr.ebk October 15, 2021

Queen of Sh!t-posts

The most amazing YouTuber and totally under-rated! Also the Queen of editing!!

"My favorite YouTuber is Queen of Sh!t-posts!"

by Blake_the_fish June 9, 2021

Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome

Sometimes called “PTPS” … this is a psychological disorder referring to when a mental block is created in the mind of an athlete due to a past sporting game failure, the likes of which could be called a “choke” by some…

This creating enough stress to serve as a “trigger point” for other injuries. In the first and only reported cause of this disease - that injury is back issues.

Ben Simmons is currently suffering from PTPS, or Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome, stemming from his inability to Man Up in the 2021 NBA playoffs vs the Atlanta Hawks nearly 1 year ago.

by Big chill1028 April 26, 2022