piss in the wind

Messier than swimming against the tide.

Skip to the loo, pee to the lee, my darling. Don't piss in the wind, you'll spring a leak in the dinghy.

by Horace Hornblower August 25, 2008

piss cubicle

A Piss Cubicle is cubicle where you piss. Because you do piss in a cubicle. Not pee, but piss. Holy Schnitzel! its 11.30 pm! Sometimes its ok to come out of the closet.

Hey does anyone want to come with me to the piss cubicle?

I have to take a long piss, so i'm going to the piss cubicle. Thanks to Miranda!

Don't worry about me, ill just be at the piss cubicle. Thanks to Kashem!

I was in the male's piss cubicle today while playing with my pink Iphone!

by wow,im tasty April 22, 2010

Piss Quake

When a male holds off on urinating for a long while and once he finally urinates he experiences a pleasurable bodily quiver.

I was on a road trip holding in my piss and when I finally made it to the urinal I had an awesome piss quake! My eyes teared it felt so good!

by Noturgirl April 8, 2011

pissed spastic

someone who enjoys life to the fullest, does anything for friends at anytime,anywhere, anyhow, supplies house and children with all they need during pub's closed hours only.
Always the happiest and loudest in the pub. Never arguementive unless provoked and then able to deal with the problem without being ejected from hotel.

Often used as a form of abuse hurled from 16 year old daughters that think they know everything. As in: "Your never home, you never do anything, You are nothing but a pissed spastic, and where are MY sunglasses?"

by Kate Webster September 22, 2006

piss truck

The drug testing truck utilized in large sample collection, generally at blue collar work sites.

I showed up for work after a night out and the piss truck was there.

by The Giant Blue Salmon of Justice May 6, 2005

butterfly piss

When a girl pees during sex

"Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend last night & she butterfly pissed all over my dick!"

by cattitties February 8, 2014

piss dollar

A dollar bill that is intentionally thrown in a urinal in a public bathroom or port-a-potty, with the understanding that some poor bastard will pick it up at some point throughout the night. Bets between friends are usually placed on how long it will take to disappear.

Damn Joe I saw you buy a beer with some wet money, did you break down and grab that piss dollar that I threw in the pisser?

by BlackDan February 17, 2014