swill job

When a woman pukes during a blow job, and, without pausing to clean up/brush teeth, still manages to take the act to completion.

"I am so bored today, the only way I will survive the afternoon is with a swill job."
"Yeah, hopefully Bara had ribs for lunch."

by Paul Cockerton June 3, 2015

Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.

The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.

by Pokommando April 17, 2021

Plunger Job

For when you need to get the job done; toilets, sinks, outdoor pool drains.

A plunger job can't be any worse than the Slovakian Traffic Cone.

by alan_steve February 19, 2021

Gator Job

While a man is recieving a blowjob, the other participant uses their teeth and/or bites the penis

Billy called Gator Dave for a Gator Job

by T-dawgg57673 November 28, 2011

Prop Job

A Prop Job is a blowjob that's given or recieved while acting as a part of a theatrical or stage set. In other words, it is the result of being a prop while getting or giving a blowjob. Related to Hand Prop Job and Rim Prop Job .

They're performing Shakespeare's A Midsummers Night's Dream in the park tonight. Do you want to put on your crotchless gilly suit, crawl out into Puck's forest, and I'll give you a Prop Job during act three ?

by Masked Evader November 4, 2019

job cake

stands for "Resume"

boy 1- when are going for the interview?
boy 2- gotta prepare my job cake first.

by retromonkey February 21, 2011

a job at mcdonalds

a hand job

guy: *ignoring girlfriend*

girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds

guy: heck yeah!

;)

“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”

by omfg is this username taken? December 22, 2018