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king john

Popular male piercing at the base of the penis, right in front of the scrotum.
When her mouth was full, she got a good look at his king john.
by StanfordEnglishMajor November 5, 2007
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John McClane

When you enter "the zone" in a video game and begin killing enemies at will. Seeming to be untouchable and indestructible.

Taken from the Die Hard movies where the Bruce Willis character of John McClane seems to kill at will without getting hurt.
Leroy Jenkems was killing guys left and right and then went all John McClane on them and took over the match.

We were loosing the match but MOB4LIFE gave them "The John McClane" move and killed everybody.
by klownrobot October 17, 2009
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john black

Character from daytime soap "Days of Our Lives" - does annoying things with his eyebrows and speaks in a husky tone
John Black thinks Marlena is dead but she is being held captive by Tony DiMera...
by laurlaur13 March 12, 2005
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John McCain

1) A person who has gone from a principled, formerly tortured war veteran to one who is senile and willing to pander to the lowest common denominator in a desperate attempt to win an election.

2) A windbag; an crotchety old man who will scream at children to get off his lawn.

3) A man who has sold his soul to the devil, or has forgotten where he placed it.
"That John McCain over there just told my daughter he would fire bomb her if she didn't stop playing in his sprinkler."
by Huey Duey October 19, 2008
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John Mayer

1. A amazingly talented, beautiful voiced musician.
2. A sex symbol
3. A icon that people tend to get jealous of
4. A man that will take the world by storm
5. Perfect.
"did you hear John Mayers new cd TRY! it was spectacular"

" John Mayer is Beautiful, Period."

" John Mayer performs excellent live, go check it out"
by honeybananas April 11, 2006
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Farmer John

A reference to being a ladies' man or player; usually self proclaimed.

Farmer John is a character who is most commonly found on a farm around livestock, including but not limited to chickens. Hence the term Farmer John may be used in reference to "gettin chicks"

Rapper Yellaboi coined the term in his 2010 song "Honeys to Blow"
"They call me Farmer John (why?) Becaue I get chicks"

-Yellaboi
by myheathersosoft May 11, 2010
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john stevens

john stevens is a long haired streak of shit and we all know that he's a complete and utter faggot
by collossos June 24, 2016
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