dutch pickle

Traditional Netherlander method of preserving the penis of deceased husband in brine to be used by the wife in perpetuity. First usage dates to late 16th century Amsterdam.

"The Dutch pickle everything. Even penises. Hence: the dutch pickle."

by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020

Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.

“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.

by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025

Dutch Anthem

A great anthem, worst nightmare for Formula 1 fans (Red Bull Racing fans are excluded).

non-F1 fan: I love the dutch anthem, there is a nice melody in it!
F1 fan: uhhhh hello? insane asylum? i have a crazy guy here that likes Max Verstappen.

by lacMC9 March 26, 2024

Double Dutch

One goes in and goes out and the other goes in and when they go out the other goes in and the cycle continues

person 1: Did you see Evan get double dutched in that maid costume the other day???

person 2: yes it was poggers!!!

by catfemboy69 October 24, 2020

the dutch squeeze

When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart

Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out

by The Dutch's main squeeze June 24, 2016

dutch rodding

When a person defecates into a condom then freezes it solid,once frozen it is then used as a dildo

I picked up a right dirty girl last night,she asked me if I fancied some Dutch Rodding

by Captain Nemo's ship November 17, 2017

Dutch common sense

A misplaced arrogance that you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Good thing we Dutch have the Dutch common sense, or else we'd have to learn from other countries' experiences!"

by Morty297 October 14, 2020