Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.

When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.

by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020

Sleeping Nutsack

When a man's genitals fall asleep for an unknown reason and then have a prickly sensation when waking back up.

"Dude I just woke up."
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!

by jew-face cockmonger bitch-dick April 18, 2011

Sleep Dreaming

When Capptex accidentally goes to sleep in VC at 4:04 am on Saturday (real)

Hassan very clapped what a fucking idiot rayaan in bed with him also rebelc4 under him getting the best head in tghe world damn charts crazy bitch fucking sleep dreaming

by NotWhatislofe May 27, 2022

Sleep

The opposite of woke.

The man is not woke, he's soooo sleep.

by Peaceful Crocodile February 6, 2019

Sleeping Spell

Giving a blowjob to a guy or your boyfriend right before bedtime. When they climax, they immediately fall asleep, much like Sleeping Beauty getting her finger pricked on the spindle of the spinning wheel!

Guy 1: “Hey man! Did ya sleep okay last night?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...my girlfriend put me in a Sleeping Spell again! Felt so great!”

by KenKitty26 April 6, 2021

The Edge of sleep

A podcast made by Qcode and Woodelf, co-produced and acted in by Mark Edward Fishbach. The podcast is soon to air into a netflix show.

Well fuck me with a chainsaw but I don't think anyone in this diddly darn website knows what The edge of sleep is.

by FuckThisShitImOut,Peace June 7, 2021

Sleep Toasted

Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep

“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”

by Iamnothigh January 9, 2019