deja mine

-noun: the feeling that an item seen in public is something that the viewer believes was stolen from him.

Jim: Dude, what are you waiting for? Let's go.
Mike: Sorry, I was having a moment of deja mine. This bike looks exactly like my old bike, the one that got ripped off last semester.

by dorothyg March 28, 2010

carpet mine

bottles and cups of unfinished beverages left on the carpet

i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz

by kidlinger June 28, 2010

Motion Mine

A girl who follows you around the club or any other place and cock blocks you all night. Similar to a clinger, but in terms of a girl who is not in a relationship with a guy.
Can also be a guy who follows a girl around.

See also grenade or landmine.

That girl Danielle is such a motion mine, she follows pauly d around everywhere!

by 69jshore69 February 25, 2011

proxy mine

a mine that explodes in response to something close, a proximity mine

I'm not about to let a proxy mine catch me off guard.

by The Retrun of Light Joker August 2, 2011

canine mine

A deposit of doggy-doo that waits, undetected amid the grass/dry leaves, for us to step on it.

Dude, you got poo on your shoe...you must have stepped on a canine mine.

by ragtop94 November 15, 2011

playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, i.e. something that is objectively useful to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).

by Sexydimma September 18, 2012

Chocolate Mine

Noun: One's anus
Verb: The act of reaching your hand into your own or someone else's anus, and picking small pieces of shit off from the walls of their colon

When I poop, shit bursts forth from my chocolate mine.

Lisa said Mark was into some kinky shit. Apparently, he even asked her if she wanted to try chocolate mining.

by Ombligo July 13, 2015